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A squirrel of homosexual orientation who likes to collect and stash many nuts for later consumption. Sometimes mistakes nuts for a grown man's testicles resulting in abuse and a lawsuit. When not concentrating on nuts, is known to lurk ominously/curiously around preschool playground/janitor closets/girls bathrooms. Always seems to be in a bad/defensive mood probably due to lack of penis girth.
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