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A preppy town in the east bay area. Known for nice schools, people who can AFFORD drugs, Stoneridge mall, and upscale neighborhoods. Where the only way police make money is giving tickets to soccer moms in Escalades.   Pleasanton's in the valley, so in the summer, its 100 degrees, and in the winter, its 35.  They're preppier than Livermore, but not as preppy as Danville. Its pretty much an essential to make friends with kids from fremont.  And it surprises everyone that even though most the kids are white, they win hella sports anyway.  Its the perfect place to raise a family. But then again, alot of the parents are never home anyways.  The riches neighborhoods in Pleasanton are Ruby Hills, Castlewood, Golden Eagle, and Black Hawk. But there are also random private estates and low to mid million homes in The Preserve, Moller Ranch, and Ironwood.  The teachers kill to work there, but then regret it cause pretty much all of the family moved there for higher test scores. Some end up quitting because of pressure and complaints.  Its so much harder to find friends if you're knew in Pleasanton, than pretty much any other town in the bay area. Alot of the people were raised judgemental.  Downtown pleasanton, one of the thousand parks here, and Stoneridge mall are basically the only places to hang.  Pleasanton girls are hard to get at, because theyre picky with their men.  Commonly perceived as completely boring, but Pleasanton parties are the best parties. Why? People can afford the crack and Jack Daniels.

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