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Dork muffin is a term used to describe someone who is unbelievably-- Nay, outrageously awesome. So awesome is such a person that you would want to spend the rest of your life with them. They know no limits in their sense of humor. Last but not least of all, they taste sensationally delicious. Once you have tasted a dork muffin, it is rumored by the lucky few that have tasted them that you could never go back. Ever. Derived from 2 words, ironically happening to be both "dork" and "muffin" , few have yet lived long enough to achieve a title of such grandeur. Among the few who have been able to achieve the novel title of dork muffin are the Green Ranger, Victor, smexy Jason and <3Jen<3. Forever will their names be etched into history as the most awesome people not only on Earth, but also the coolest gangstas of the highest degree.
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