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People who smell weird and are inevitably fat, ugly/deformed, acne-ridden, or all of the above, and enjoy listening to recordings of two fat, ridiculous, middle-aged men donning clown makeup grunting about murder, having sex with children, and insects crawling on their genitalia. Thankfully, most die relatively young of meth overdose, suicide, syphilis, or by drowning in a puddle of their own drool. Unfortunately, far too many perpetually keep the "d-bag" gene in the pool by reproducing and creating bigger fuck-tards than they could ever dream of being themselves.
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