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when someone you care about or love disappears for weeks, months, years on end; then they make up lame excuses and cover ups for not contacting you with excuses such as: I've been really busy. I thought about contacting you, but with being gone so long, I figured I'd have to make some huge gesture to win you over. I just didn't have time. clearly, these excuses are moot; considering how EASY it is to send an e-mail, text message, myspace message, anything...technology makes it too easy folks... you should stay away from these "mikes" as they are hazardous to your health
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