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The only politician able to earn Chuck Norris' respect. Here are some facts about Dr. Paul. 1. Ron Paul doesn't go the gym. He stays fit by exercising his civil rights. 2. Ron Paul delivers babies without his hands. He simply reads them the Bill of Rights and they crawl out in anticipation of freedom. 3. Ron Paul doesn't cut taxes. He kills them with his bare hands. 4. Jesus wears a wrist band that says "What Would Ron Paul Do?" 5. When Ron Paul takes a shower, he doesn't get wet...the water gets Ron Paul. 6. Ron Paul could lead a horse to water AND convince it to drink, but he doesn't believe the government has the right to so he refuses. 7. Ron Paul's midi-chlorian level is off the chart. 8. When Chuck Norris gets scared, he goes to Ron Paul. 9. Studies by the World Health Organization show that Ron Paul is the leading cause of freedom among men. 10. Ron Paul makes the U.S. dollar want to be a better currency.
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