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40 pounds of ultimate hotness. Those who are not seksi enough have to settle for playing a less hot instrument like the euphonium or trumpet. Those who are least gifted have to be demoted to the woodwind section, or even the drum line! It will often cause you back problems, but who cares when you get all of the chicks! (Or guys for those less effeminate female sousa players.)
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