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In South Africa, a klonkie is a somewhat (if the person saying it isnt a klonkie, that is) for a person who is "coloured" or of mixed race. Klonkies are some of the coolest people in South Africa, nay the earth; they're totally laid back and friendly and have their own language, a mixture of Afrikaans,English, and [American gangster] talk in which dey tawks sumfing laaik dis jou ken wat ek saying fir YO? Klonkie girls are also really hot (when they arent Meth addicts with no teeth that is) but they always have big scary Klonkie boyfriends who would [fuck you up] seven hundred different ways if they caught you looking at their girls the wrong way. Mostly found in the [Western Cape] in South Africa, especially the Cape Flats. There are also a lot of Klonkie stand up comedians
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