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Trash bag is an Australian invented word, but a global concept. A Trash bag is one who engages in excessive behaviour while partying, and generally makes a disgrace of themselves - in a good way.  True trash bagging doesn't involve just alcohol. It is a way of life. On a night out, a Trash bag should participate in at least 5 of the following:  *Drinking at least a bottle of wine or cheap champagne BEFORE leaving the house  *Drinking more than 10 jagerbombs  *Eating in at least three of the major fast food outlets in the course of one evening  *Starting up deep conversations with randoms while waiting in the toilet queue.  *Dancing on any available table, not discriminating against pool tables of course.  *Requesting so many songs that the music is like your own play list, and the dj hates you.  *Screaming I LOVE THIS SONG for every song.  *Having the bouncers, bar staff and dj all know you at your local  *Putting your bags on the floor and dancing around them so you have more movement.  *Inventing new dance moves, such as the moose, the elephant  *Bringing out old dance moves such as the monkey, the nut bush or the sprinkler  *Clearing the dance floor and getting strange looks from everyone that's not you  *Taking a hip flask of vodka in your handbag or jacket  *Writing things on yourself and everyone around you  *Telling random people that they're hot. And more importantly, that you are.  *Drinking Smirnoff blacks because they have 1.9 standard drinks, or Coopers Sparkling, cause it is 5.9% alcohol.  *Taking at least 60 photos of yourself  *Taking photos of yourself and your friends on the toilet.  *Sucking face with a random on the dance floor. And then another. And another. And, well, you get the picture...  *Starting drinking at 3pm  *Continuing till the next afternoon  *Wearing a skirt so short you need to wear shorts (or special undies) underneath  *Staying somewhere till you get kicked out, then catching a cab to somewhere else that's 5mins down the road.  *Walking out of a club and the sun is up, the birds are chirping, and noticing that the person you've been suck facing is not as attractive as you thought.  *Being that person on their way home as people are jogging, and going to work/school.  *Doing the walk of shame, either home or out of the club, with shoes in hand.  *Choosing a corner to dance in so you can dance like mo fos in your own privacy.  *Crying/stacking it/booting/all three  *Sustaining an unidentified party injury  *Making emotional phone calls to friends you haven't spoken to in a while. Or worse, family.  *Getting into serious conversations with cab drivers that end with you mocking and insulting them.  *Pre drinks before going out is not an idea, it is a necessity

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