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The gayest sport. in gay countries its sometimes known as football. 90 minutes of nothing. players wear stupid long socks and short shorts. if someone gets a goal then thats like a once in a million years occasion. the only sport where 2-0 is a blowout. 95% of the game is spent by 2 defence guys tapping the ball to eachother. if you touch someone you get sent off the field. if someone gets the ball taken from them they flop and pretend they're hurt. if someone scores then they jus put all their players in the defence half of the field. goalies feel the need to dive for the ball, even if its going straight to them. NBA is way better.
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