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Ethics of Smoking 101: Feeding the Monkey. 1. When your friend is too high to hit a piece all by them self, you preform an action of "gratidude". 1a. You counter with a snide remark to make it unnoticeable. (because yous not a bitch). 2. Always have fun doing what you do, but make sure to preform some "gratidude". 3. Sometimes a "gratidude" card is adminstered upon feeding the monkey, you become monkey trainer (you gain +1 monkey handler skill).
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