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The worst piano ever made, even by the (exceptionally low) standards of the worst make of piano on the planet. Completely unsuitable for after-school pianoing due to its general badness. Sounds and feels just like a cheap electric keyboard, but costs 10 grand for some reason. Was bought by our school as a replacement for the best piano ever made, a 9ft Challen. No-one knows why.
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