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Founder in 1970 of the religious pressure group "Moral Majority".  Deceased at the age of 73, Jerry Falwell was against abortion, feminism, and homosexuality.  Which stands to reason, seeing as how he would never have to experience the pain of child birth, being a man and all.  He deemed it impossible to put himself in the shoes of an underage teenage girl who was raped and thought it necessary to have the child brought into a world of crime and disease.  Into a world that it never asked to be brought into.  Jerry Falwell hated homosexuals, saying that God loves everybody but not them.  He would rather take in someone who was truly sorry for murdering hundreds of people than someone who was in love with someone from the same sex.  Sounds like quite the God I would want to worship, but thankfully I'm smart enough to know that there is no such thing as God.  Feminism was another topic, because if a woman was allowed to speak up, Jerry Falwell was from a generation of alcoholic miners who beat their wives.  Quite the winner.  In short, the world is a better place without this piece of shit still living and I laugh at his demise.

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