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The act of being crazy, old, fat, semi-retarded, and socially unacceptable in most social circles. Symptoms Include: 1.Comb-Over 2.Wearing Flowered Button Up Shirts 3.Hanging Out With The Librarian 4.Having A Dazed Look On Your Face All The Time 5.Being Dazed And Confuzed All The Time 6.Wearing A Harley-Davidson Shirt To Be Cool, Even Though You Have No Bike 7.Yelling At People Or Objects Who Aren't There 8.Despising Charleton Heston For Portraying Mark Antony Incorrectly 9.When poked In The Stomach You Laugh And Giggle 10. You Laugh At Your Own Unfunny Jokes 11.When you Describe Yourself As A "Studmuffin," Even Though 99.% Of The Female Population Find You Replusive
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