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When a woman defecates on their partner's face and then smears it to resemble the shape of a goatee beard, an intricate operation; the woman must make sure that the moustache curls at both ends that the tip of the beard tapers to a sharp point, thus resembling a beard made fashionable by the Turkish hoards of the late 16th century
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