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When you are laying one down on the old lady and you realize your infant son/daughter has awakened and began breast feeding again. You instantly realize that you should not be turned on by this, but you are also aware you are going to shoot your load. You decide at the last second that this may be your only chance at a threesome so you pull out and shoot it on the kid.
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