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One day, I was walking around the cafeteria (rather than through it, because there was a massive, chaotic food fight taking place inside). My friend was sitting by the vending machines with a bag of goldfish crackers, but I did not notice her. As I walked by her, she yelled my name, and as I turned around, she threw a goldfish cracker up to me. Everyone went quiet. As the little chip flew up, I opened my mouth wide, and it landed perfectly into my mouth. This, my friends, is the definition of epic.
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