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A pirate, a thief of the sea, sails around in a boat theiving, killing and generally pissing off the Ninja (its natural enemy and the only being to be worthy enough of a pirate's hate) by being so much better than it. Here is a list of pirate superpowers: - The ability to heal flesh wounds in a secong *as illustrated in most cartoons/movies* - The ability to morph either hand to a hook and back again instantaniusly - The ability to kick a ninja's ass - Sink small islands with their eyes - Summon the flying spaggheti monster *yet only if the need is dier* - Whoop anyones ass at halo - Legally buy pirated dvds/cds/videos/music - They are ALLOWED to run around without any clothes on fighting other sweaty men, its practically a law - The ability to beat, not only ninjas, but yes, even SPIDERMAN!! - Summon a troop of purple flying hippos to their aid in battle For this reason and many more, i urge you all BECOME PIRATES!!!! unless your not col enuf to pull it off that is!
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