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Kryptonite is the new beer. It is a high energy, high alcohol drink with distinctive affects; namely memory loss, intense energy, false confidence and a guaranteed crazy adventure. Designed originally for special occasions, but rapidly becoming a weekly, if not daily, ritual by students everywhere. Kryptoingredients: 1) Red bull equivalent energy drink (Cheap brands - preferably "Red Rooster") 2) Blue WKD equivalent (Cheap brands - preferably "VS") 3) Vodka (Cheap brands - preferably "Morinov") Depending on next day memory requirement, ratios can vary from 3:2:1 (I have an exam tomorrow), 2:2:1 (standard), or 1:1:1 (not for the inexperienced) Pre-drinking ritual: Once enough drinks have been mixed for all involved in the kryptosession, everyone must lift their glasses, clink them together, and recite the Kryptoast: "See you tomorrow!" An immense concoction, not for the inexperienced.
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