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A strange, hairy beast that lurks around Perthshire, Scotland. One should retain a reasonable distance from this fabled monster, it has been known to smother victims with it's gigantic moustache. It is known to feed mainly on Pom Bears and Double Decker chocolate bars, so if you do find yourself caught in it's hairy trap, it is possible to avert it's attention by waving one of the aforementioned items under it's nose.
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