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Someone who believes that the government is evil but giant corporations would never do anything bad. Someone who believes that a company's right to make money is more important than the people's right to breathe. Someone who gets indignant when I kick him in the nuts for blowing smoke in my face. Someone ranting about the government, usually from the back of a cop car. The grown up (sort of) equivalent of a kid punching his fist in the air and saying "if you get hit it's your own fault." Someone too stupid to whack off and pass gas at the same time.
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