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A scientifically tested theory that proves the following: 1) If you are driving a motor vehicle in the passing lane of a highway and are suddenly forced to slow down because of a slow moving vehicle, 9 times out of 10 the vehicle causing the slowing is a minivan. 2) If you are driving a motor vehicle in any lane of a highway or throughfare and another vehicle is tailgating you, there is a likely probability that the vehicle is a minivan and the driver is a MALE that is pissed off that he is driving a minivan. The following observations conclude the following: No matter what, Minivans will never aid your driving experience and will always make it worse in every instance.
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