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A monkey, a rare breed consisting of three backgrounds: Chinese, Caucasian and monkey. This very rare creature loves to climb anything and everything he gets the chance to. Also, is characterized by a very large nose that stops him from being poked in the eye by anything other than a Japanese puhi. Also, this creature is the first to ever successfully complete the Iron Horse. Tends to dwell in cracks or trees. Lives in sub tropical to tropical climate. Gets along well with other animals(horses especially) except other monkeys. Also, is the only known creature to man to be made completely out of iron.
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