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A new olympic sport for the 2012 games has to be chav pigeon shooting. A variation of the original clay pigeon variety, this variant would involve launching Chavs from a large ballista into the air. The competitors would then shoot the Chavs with computer guided "smart" surface to air missiles to ensure maximum kill rate. Prior to the finals each competitor would have to go through 150 qualifying rounds to ensure that the maximum number of Chavs were dispatched.........PULL!
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