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The crusty part of one's bedsheets soiled with cum from a [nocturnal emission] or self-handjob. Dogs prize crusty surprises as delicacies, much as we prize lemon merangue pie, and will seek them out in the morning whilst their owners are showering. [Not to be confused with] the [crusty pillow surprise], although there's no reason why a pillow couldn't have a crusty surprise.
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