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A shitty movie lampooned in one of the greatest comedies of all time, "Team America: World Police" Pearl Harbor Sucked: (Sad, dramatic music) I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark, when he made Pearl Harbor. I miss you more than that movie missed the point, and that's an awful lot, girl. And now, now you've gone away, and all I'm trying to say...is Pearl Harbor sucked...and I miss you. I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school, he was terrible in that film. I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part, he's way better than ben affleck. And now... All I can think about is your smile...and that shitty movie too. Cause Pearl Harbor sucked...and I miss you. Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies? I guess Pearl Harbor sucked...just a little bit more, than I miss you.
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