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The guy who spends all month working in his dead end job catching public transport everywhere he goes eating value beans and a 9p loaf for 29 days in the month but on payday decides to splash out on a new outfit and hires a limo and laces himself in bling etc to be dropped off at a lavish nightspot frequented by the stars paying four times as much for a drink spending the evening in the armpits of the minders of z type celbrities only to run out of money catch the last free bus home to sit in his one bedroom bedsit and count the mouse droppings on his floor and negotiate the cheese on the mousetraps as he will now need some filling for the sandwiches for the next 29 days starvation and hiperthermia that now awaits him.
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