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The sole and absolute male counterpart to pms in females. Multiple changes in behaviour(s) at various times in the month is characteristic of this affliction. Symptoms Include: -fear of reality -abrupt irritibility -unwillingness to solve problems -inconsiderate, yet expects you to be excessively considerate to his feelings -displays momentary regression back to childish nature(‘little boy syndrome’) -argumentative but totally still wants to sleep with/do you @ the end of the day -onset of inwardness -inconsiderate, yet expects you to be excessively considerate to his feelings -sporadic moments where he cares again, but doesnt actually mean it -failure to initiate the apology and or admitting wrongfulness -purposely goes out of the way to frustrate others(*See ‘little boy syndrome’ above; ie. If he’s miserable, EVERYONE else has to be) -clearly shows signs of holding onto young man angst(and all things EMO) and behaving like such a little douchebag because of it -the OPPOSITE of helpful
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