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A highly controversial form of [music].  This is divided into two main categories: "old-school [hip]-hop," and "new-school hip-hop."

“Old-school hip-hop” refers to the time when this particular genre of [music] came into widespread popularity.  This was the time in which the artist had to strive to make excellent songs in order to expand the number of [people] that chose to listen to the [music].  This is often referred to as “the good old days of hip-hop.”

“New-school hip-hop” is entirely different from “Old-school hip-hop.”  The main difference is the lack of [talent] and time required to make a ‘hit.’  The art of making a hip-hop song in this new age is simple:

[1])  Create a catchy melody of  [short] duration (minimum of 1 second, maximum of 8).  Repeat this melody throughout the entire song, without a [break].  It is permitted to change the octave of the melody, and any instrument (including a voice) is acceptable.  The only rules this melody must adhere to is that it is a) [short], and b) repetitive.

2)  Write the lyrics.  The lyrics must pertain to one or more of the following subjects:

a) partying
b) how much money the artist has
c) how famous the artist is
d) how attractive the subject [female] (or more rarely, male) is, and the features which cause that attraction
e) what position and method of sex the artist did with, or wants to do to, the subject [female] (or male)

3)  The song MUST be repetitive to the point of annoyance and it must take no longer than 30 minutes to completely write the [music] and lyrics.

Those not making the clear distinction between when hip-hop was widely-considered good and its current state (extremely poor), are just as closed-minded and pathetic as those who listen to hip-hop in its current state and actually draw enjoyment from it.

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