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They will clean up all your talking in a manner such as this They will make you take a tinkle when you wanna take a piss They will make you call fellatio a "trouser-friendly kiss" Here's the plain situation, There's no negotiation With the fellas at the Freakin' FCC They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of social interest groups. Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops Any baby with a brain could tell them Everybody Poops Take a tip, take a lesson You'll never win by messin' With the fellas at the Freakin' FCC And when you find yourself with some young sexy thing You're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling 'cause you can't say penis So they send this little warning, they're prepared to do their worst And they stuck it in your mailbox, hoping you could be coerced I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first They may just be neurotic Or possibly psychotic They're the fellas at the Freakin' FCC!
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