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The unexpected,unprovoked erection that occurs while in public. Usually characterized as coming out of no where, [particularly] in the morning (at work or in class) Scholars maintain that it a reverberation of [morning wood]... similar to an after-shock associated with earthquakes [Morning wood] is to ninja wood as Earthquake is to after-shock.
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