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A plaid shirted loser with an inflated sense of self importance who spends his time scooping basenji poop and working a minimum wage job at a university putting papers in alphabetical order under careful supervision. Lives in off-campus housing and calls the cops on his neighbors for trivial shit in his spare time. Calls nutcase Cmorris (which see) whenever he feels threatened.
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