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how to tell a lad 1) lads always yell, LADS ON whenever they see another lad or something remotly ladsy 2) all lads are affected by the rare disorder that causes the brain to be completly rerouted through the penis 3)chicks in general (unless they are frigid)love lads 4)lads are the quintessential players and are constantly at odds with player haters 5) the lad's beverage of choice is the goon bag 6) all lads have abnormally large penises. this causes problems for lads trying to learn to drive or become pilots, as they can often not see past thier erection, which they often have 7)a lad typically is one who has grown out of serious relationships and seeks rather to play the field. it is not unusual for a lad to have relationships with at least 7 women at any given time 8) only lads are affected by the rare disorder cranial ciculatory discharge 9)lads are prone to ejaculation at any given moment
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