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aka the porch monkey - is an acholic beverage that consists of a minimum of 7 different liquors and of course a swill of beer. The stronger the liquor and the more variety you use the better and of course the skunkier the beer the better. You must drink it in big gulps and snicker it around a bit. When you wake up two days later, your heads on some randoms persons ass with your wallet missing and your pants wet
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