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A middle age/late age suburbian white man or woman The term "Granola" for this specific description originates from the nut and oat clusters called 'Granola Bars', which are a favorite of health fanatics and joggers around the U.S. Generally characterized by: - Jogging in a suburban park - Wearing a sweater with the sleeves around their neck - Bubbly and effervescant nature
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