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A substance that male vampires ejaculate in place of sperm, which is absent from their bodies. Spoo, like all other liquids in a vampire's body (besides the blood that they drink) is venom. It tastes and smells delicious, and there is a small line of possible spoo-products being discussed. Those products include, but are not limited to: Shamspoo KY Spooelly Hairspooray Spootrogena Body Lotion Sparklyspoo Body Lotion Spoo Flu Treatment OOOOOOOOOOOH! d'Edward
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