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Shortened form of a "Zzzz Job" (pronounced "Zee Job".) Oral sex performed on a man while he's asleep. Ideally: while he's experiencing morning wood and resulting in his being roused from sleep. See also: morning head. Note: The "ZJ" version was made famous by the (excellent) show beerfest
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