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Lowest class, usually concentrated in poorer suburban areas of Australia. 'Thick-heads', yet super infated egos, bogans  have very limited vocabulary, yet can be seen scorning others that use language or social skills that the bogan does not possess. Also, any extended period of non-comprehension, will lead to branding as UN-AUSTRALIAN (The bogan with super-inflated ego naturally sees themselves as the quintessential Australian.)  The bogan interprets others avoiding them (because of their "general unpleasantness") as fear of the bogans imagined POWER and MASCULINITY.  Their understanding of the world comes from the images imprinted on their visual cortex.  Do not put a bogan in a position where an opinion of philosopy, arts, literature etc. is called for.  Leave quiety and swiftly if you encounter the bogan, and if pressed, speak in the third person about cars that radiate "Bogan-ness". Utes are "working-class" and therefore to the bogan "higher-class".  { situational construct } A bogan if blindfolded and released in the centre of Beverly Hills, would stand aghast, and all of the amalgam of conflicting ideals inside the bogan mind, would cause instantaneous implosion, possibly creating relativistic space-time distortion, thus compicating things further.  If cornered further by "the bogan" which mistakes you for a friend:  --talk sex, drinking bourbon etc.-- Again in the third person, omniscient. Observation, pointing, and commenting is best.  Leave A.S.A.P.,

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