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The ONE AND ONLY Bobbert, Supreme Ruler of All That is Green. The ears of the Bobbert are very large, large enough to "contain a small child in", as defined by the National Department of People With Connections to The Place. The Bobbert is great friends with Johnny Slurpee-head and others, and will literally kill for anything coloured green. Now go do something better with your life.
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