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a mammal inhabiting the upstate new york region that feeds on the marijuana plant ( mostly by lighting it on fire and inhaling the fumes). while from afar most would say this yetti look alike would be a strict heterosexual yet when closely examined he has a liking for young human males. perferably those that have been romantically involved with his human half sister. and yes all e rocks have human half sisters due to a genetic reverse mutative gene carried by the males that produces at least one human female per litter. e rocks have also been known to become highly addicted to pretty much any substnce including cat food and are also widely known for their severe infedelity. if seen in broad daylight e rocks will curl up into a ball , rock back and forth and blame it all on his mother. e rocks can be domesticated if given proper dicipline ( beatings , torture , starvation) and a good home ( cardbord box will do).
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