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Urban game invented in Cheltanham, Australia. 2 Players face off against each other using nothing more than a plastic ruler and common stapler. The object of the game is to prevent blood from being drawn. You may use your ruler to defend your arms. Face shots, whilst allowed, are frowned upon. First to embed 3 complete staples in your opponents arms (or face, but frowned upon), wins. Crotch shots explicity "out of bounds". Commonwealth Games have been petitioned to be included in the 2008 Commonwealth Games.
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