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ZOMG is neither an acronym nor a word; it is an entity. ZOMG is a mythological figure who wields a sword tainted with the blood of emo kids. He slightly resembles a combination of a disdainful viking and the Motörhead skull mascot. And if UD allowed images, I would post ZOMG in all his Viking glory. I will edit this entry in future when I can post an image. ZOMG, the vikingotörhead, owns all your foolish definitions.
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