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The garagntuan scaly beast nesting in a man's pants. Not for use when describing male genitalia of a common nature. A "Dragon" is a creature of mythical proportions. It makes a habit of desecrating virgins and maidens of all descriptions. When not wreaking fire-breathing havoc upon the world, it will lie docile in it's nest, resting upon it's Dragon Eggs, keeping them warm and ready. A true Dragon is irresistable to the ample breasted maidens of the world, and they gladly open their Dragon Caves for temporary inhabitance with little to no warning. The scent of a Dragon is evident to every female within a radius of several miles. His fire breathing nature sets women afire, with little recourse but to soothe it between the sheets of the Dragon Master.
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