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The Tesco lottery is a game played by people who get deliveries of groceries from the supermarket chain Tescos. Tescos seem to be remarkably bad at packing one's whole order in full and without bits of other people's orders. Thus, some deliveries you find you are missing a few items; you have lost the Tesco lottery, as some other person has your [smoked salmon]... however, you just call Tesco and get a refund. Now, somewhere else there is a person with your smoked salmon and somebody else's bottle of vodka, but they are missing some [toilet paper]; they call Tesco and get a refund [on the toilet] paper, but keep the other stuff they didn't order; they have won the Tesco lottery. The fun thing with the Tesco lottery is that the only real looser is Tesco.
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