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This is very simple people. Imagine a sauerbraten, but smelly and with the consistency of any of the following: -Cheesecake -Kit Kat bars -a human finger -etc (not too hard, not too soft) Now picture this substance coming out of a homo-erectus' naughty spot (the bung cavity / choco-puddin' zone / rectum / sphinctrum-oreolis). Finally, imagine this object smelling somewhat like a horse's baby-making-area. If one is unfamiliar with this scent, simply take a whiff after you go choco-potty (dropping the yong'uns off at le pool). This, my friends, is Rectum Cake
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