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The act of masturbating. Originally coined in a EuroPop song in the 1980's by Men Without Hats. The song includes such phrases as: "We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind" "We can go where we want to, a place they will never find" "Everybody look at your hands" "As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it Everything'll work out right" In a overly-hyped, but dawning era of AIDS in the 1980's, masterbation and abstinence were considered essential safety behaviors - masterbation being the Safety Dance. A similar song was Billy Idol's "Dancing With Myself".
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