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One who uses a turnip to derive sexual pleasure in one of three ways. 1. Cutting a sufficient hole into a turnip to allow simulation of a desired orafice permitting the insertion of the penis. 2. Inserting a turnip into one's anus, simulating anal sex. 3. Inserting a turnip into the vagina to simulate a desired organ, usually a penis.
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