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A condition arising after drinking too much of the soft drink "Irn Bru". Has the unusual effect of rendering your stools into [particularly] pungent dark, dense iron-like ingots that [cut through] the bog water as though it wasnt there, often producing [considerable] splashback and chipping the porcelain.
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