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Slang for the word Cross-Land. To be an X-Land, is to be a person that follows others around aimlessly like a lost puppy. An X-Land is unable to make sexy-time with the opposite sex due to lack of intrest and/or inability to have an erection. An X-Land also hovers behind you as you eat, making you extremely uncomfortable and can scare your chalupa right out your ass. An X-Land may spit on you as they talk, try to keep your distance. An X-Land never stands like a normal Human Being, they will always stand much like Morpheus from The Matrix with their hands behind them, this makes an X-Land easy to spot from afar. An X-Land is not capable of being productive, and is not good at their job. The only way to defend youself from an X-Land is to throw up your arms in a big "X" and repetedly yell "X-LAND, X-LAND I cast you out, you X-LAND."
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