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Children of Bodom are a black/power metal band hailing from the lovely country of Finland. Like many other good European Metal bands, they suffer from a fanbase that consists of a bunch of elitist smacktards that spend the majority of their time on internet forums disrespecting metal bands that have melodic tendencies. As good as Children of Bodom are, their fanbase is about as retarded as a heaving orgy of Slipknot, Tool, and Trivium fans sweatily licking the hair grease off Max Cavelera's dreadlocks.
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